1. Set your alarm for 20 minutes before you want to get up (do night before)
2. Hit snooze
3. Hit snooze again
4. Swear at your alarm a few times
5. Shut the damn alarm off
6. Go to the bathroom
7. Dray your ass to the kitchen
8. Start a pot of coffee
9. Go to your kid’s rooms and tell them to get up
10. Go back to the kitchen and pour a cup of coffee
11. Set out the bowls, spoons and cereal
12. Go back to your kid’s rooms and threaten an early bedtime to night if they don’t get up
13. Threaten to pour ice water over your son’s head if he doesn’t get up rightnow
14. Ensure your kids eat their vitamins-after listening to how gross they are
15. Put your hair in a messy bun
16. Put breakfast dishes in the sink-they’ll get washed later
17. Make your kids’ lunches
18. Tell your kids to brush their teeth
19. Ask to smell their breathes to ensure they brushed their teeth
20. Send them back to the bathroom to really brush them this time
21. Help do your daughter’s hair
22. Remind the kids to put their homework in their backpack
23. Remind the kids to grab their lunches
24. Feed your dog/cat
25. Throw on some yoga pants and a hoodie
26. Tell the kids to get outside and wait for the bus
27. Run after your son with his lunch
28. Scream I love you out the window as the bus approaches
29. Wave goodbye vigorously as they get on the bus
30. Notice that your daughter forgot her fucking homework!
31. Wait 5 minutes to ensure you don’t get stuck behind the bus
32. Drive to the school
33. Wait in the lobby as they try to find your kid for 15 minutes
34. Give your daughter the WTF smile as she is walking down the hallway
35. Drive home
36. Get a call from you son on the way home asking if he can ride the bus home with his friend
37. Call the school and wait on hold for the entire ride home
38. Let the school know that your son is riding a different bus home
39. Let the dog out
40. Heat up your cold coffee
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